I. And verily a voice spake in the darkness.
II. And the voice did bring enlightenment unto those that heard the word.
III. Thou shalt obey the 'code of dress'.
IV. And the 'code of dress' shall be 'Fetish whatever that means to thou'.
V. Thou shalt not taketh the piss and arrive in tatty jeans.
VI. Neither shall thou try it on about thy Hawaiian shirt and thy chinos.
VII. Nor shall thou try to putteth one over saying 'but this is my fetish' whilst thine eyes giveth away the game.
VIII. Got it?
IX. As thou moves forth and enter into the place of the party thou shalt observe the laws of D-Space.
X. And the laws of D-Space shall be handed to thee when thou enterest the building.
XI. But only if thou speaks.
XII. And the nature of thy speaking shall be 'Oi katheryn, let me see the rule sheet'.
XIII. Thus shall thy request be granted and thy party enlivened.
XIV. Followest thou these precepts well and thy spongles will give of their wonderousness and thy wanglechuffer will overflow with conchankelment.
XV. Heed not these words of wisdom and thy fleshy underparts will receiveth the pavement.
XVI. Manage Men having reserved unto themselves the right to reserveth admission.
XVII. Harketh thou to these words from the darkness.